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Post by SpeedDaemon on Thu Sep 22, 2011 9:41 pm

Ok, so this thread is for riddles and jokes only. Here are the few rules that are for this thread
1. Please, no dirty jokes!
2. Site rules apply here.
3. Have fun!


So, I know you all probably have lots of riddles and jokes so start posting 'em!

I will start us off with this riddle-
A Grandpa, Father, and 2 Sons go fishing. They each catch a fish, but only 3 fish are caught. How is this possible?

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Post by Porridge on Thu Sep 22, 2011 9:49 pm

one of the sons is the father

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Post by SpeedDaemon on Thu Sep 22, 2011 9:50 pm

Yup ^^ lol, thats a pretty simple one. Do you have any?

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Post by Porridge on Thu Sep 22, 2011 9:52 pm

For some I go fast
for others I'm slow.
To most people, I'm an obsession
relying on me is a well practiced lesson.
What am I?

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Post by SpeedDaemon on Thu Sep 22, 2011 10:28 pm

Porridge wrote:For some I go fast
for others I'm slow.
To most people, I'm an obsession
relying on me is a well practiced lesson.
What am I?
A phone? idk. I am awful at solving things, but it does fit ;p; Very Happy

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Post by Porridge on Thu Sep 22, 2011 10:30 pm

yes but no

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Post by SpeedDaemon on Thu Sep 22, 2011 10:31 pm

Huh? Yes..but no? could I have an explanation? Wink

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Post by Porridge on Thu Sep 22, 2011 10:32 pm

yes it does fit, but no thats not the answer albino

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Post by SpeedDaemon on Thu Sep 22, 2011 10:50 pm

Ahh, ok. that makes sense ^^

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Post by Porridge on Fri Sep 23, 2011 8:15 pm

Give up?

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Post by SpeedDaemon on Sun Sep 25, 2011 9:10 pm

Porridge wrote:Give up?
unfortunately, yes!

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Post by Porridge on Sun Sep 25, 2011 9:11 pm

its Time

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Post by firestarslove on Sun Sep 25, 2011 9:11 pm

computers?
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Post by SpeedDaemon on Sun Sep 25, 2011 9:13 pm

Hmm. ok...I guess that makes sense..lol.
Here is one-

A man pushes a car, buys a house, pushes the car again then sells a house.
What is he doing?

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Post by firestarslove on Sun Sep 25, 2011 9:43 pm

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Post by Zookrates on Thu Oct 13, 2011 7:33 am

Mm.... That were a hard one.... Nope, no idea XD

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Post by Guest on Thu Oct 13, 2011 3:27 pm

I was framed, yet I didn't commit a crime, and the person who framed me committed no crime. How is this possible?

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Post by Darkness Angel on Fri Oct 14, 2011 3:26 am

i have a riddle or two:

A plane crashes. Every single person died. But mr. and mrs.johnson survived. How is this possible?

Hints:
1. Yes they were on the plane.
2. No they weren't acting.


A rooster lays an egg on a roof like this: /\ Which way does the egg fall?
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Post by Zookrates on Fri Oct 14, 2011 4:16 am

Darkness Angel wrote:i have a riddle or two:

A plane crashes. Every single person died. But mr. and mrs.johnson survived. How is this possible?

Hints:
1. Yes they were on the plane.
2. No they weren't acting.


A rooster lays an egg on a roof like this: /\ Which way does the egg fall?

It were just single persons that died - that means the people that had no Boyfriend/Girlfriend - Mr. and Mrs. Johnson are not single, they are married... I think...

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Post by Porridge on Fri Oct 14, 2011 8:31 am

Roosters dont lay eggs



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Post by Zookrates on Fri Oct 14, 2011 10:02 am

The sun Porridge ^_^ ?

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Post by Porridge on Fri Oct 14, 2011 10:24 am

Nope, but close

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Post by Zookrates on Fri Oct 14, 2011 10:43 am

Darn.... The moon?

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Post by Porridge on Fri Oct 14, 2011 10:58 am

Nope

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Post by Zookrates on Fri Oct 14, 2011 11:01 am

Meh... The light?

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